It is a cross between a chook and a white peacock but it also has the glazed, ecstatic eyes of an emu being given cabbage. It is a rooster, a crow, a sparrow, a sitting duck.
What on earth should I do with this bird?
This is Son at his final-year-of-school dinner. I’m not quite sure how or why he received the Headmaster’s award.
The only reason I like this horrible photo of Son is because it was before surgery when he was more flexible. Unfortunately he is still able to do that spooky thing with his eyes!