Take a good look at this gorgeous rooster (named Tina Turner for obvious reasons) because you may not see him again.
Why? Well, quite simply, I have fallen out of love with him.
Why? Because he attacked my left leg the other day (the same leg attached to the twisted ankle) with such ferocity that he drew blood in five areas above and below my knee.
Ming had a friend visiting and, as I limped back to the house, I showed this friend my blood-stained jeans and he was very sympathetic (not).
Okay, so for the next few days these puncture wounds got bigger and infected and I could hardly walk and I had to get antibiotics. The worse it got, the more determined I became to outwit my foe.
Keep tuned for the next enthralling episode.