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50 birds and still counting….

When I was telling a friend about a new bird acquisition the other day, she said “do you think you might be getting a bit manic?” I was perturbed about this remark so later I began to do a count of the birds and when I reached 50, and was still counting, I thought maybe she was right.

So, the next day, I told another friend about this and asked her if she, too, thought I was manic about the birds but she shook her head reassuringly. “Do you think I’m weird?” I pushed and, shocking us both into hysterics, she said, without the slightest hesitation, “Yes.”

Okay I admit I do look a bit weird in this photo but I think it’s the hideously old-fashioned sunglasses, not the emu on my lap.

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The weiro who writes

If you have read my introductory page, ‘About Julie’s bird blog’, you will realise that much of my birdmania has been an attempt to brighten up my husband’s life and to distract both of us from the hell of his Parkinson’s disease (I know that sounds melodramatic, but hell is what this disease is, as some of you may know.)

So when my husband said that as a child he’d wanted Indian runner ducks, I found him a few; when he said he’d always wanted turkeys, I found those too; when he said it would be great to have chooks, I got chooks; and when he mentioned guinnea fowl, I remembered where to go (we’d done this before when he was well) and, instead of just a couple, we purchased 15 of them!

But there was another kind of bird he’d mentioned a lot over the years – a weiro – so I ordered a hand-raised weiro from one the local petshops (yeah, those petshops love me!) I imagined this weiro would perch on Husband’s shoulder and watch Doc Martin or Parliament with him in the afternoons.

So why does this weiro keep interfering with my work? She has a cage on our enclosed veranda but, for most of the day, the cage is open so she can come and go anywhere in the house she likes. However, as my office is at the far end of this veranda, she keeps flying to me. At first I was flattered, but it’s not me she’s interested in; it’s the computer.

She watches me type something then drops from my shoulder onto the keyboard and tries to copy me! I take her to Husband but she flies back to me – well not to me but to my computer.

It’s sweet (actually, no, the sweet factor has soured somewhat); it’s also extremely irritating. I mean look at her in the photo below – she seems smug like she has just finished the first chapter of her autobiography or something.

So, due to the fact that this weird weiro keeps stepping on my keys, please blame her for any future grammatical errors, and any boring or offensive content. Her name is Buttons and – high alert – she is NOT my editor no matter what she tells you (this is just in case she figures out email – you never know with these clever-type birds).

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The Bubbles

After Bubble’s death, we purchased four more turkey chicks and named them all Bubble. Oh, the funny looking one in the middle isn’t a turkey – it’s Tapper the duckling whose brothers and sisters had all been sold, so he was all alone and I couldn’t resist.

Needless to say, we now have strict rules of segregation and Doc and Blaze – pictured below with Blaze looking particularly innocent – are not allowed anywhere near the birds unless supervised. We’ve found the most wonderful dog trainer who is helping us to help the dogs to love the birds.

As some would put it, pigs might fly, but I live in hope!

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Killing Bubble

I have never had to kill anything bigger than a blowfly before, so putting Bubble out of her misery was both terrible and terrifying.

This is what happened: I had acquired a single turkey chick because I wanted to see what it would be like to raise one from scratch and, from Day 1, we all fell in love with Bubble. This picture is of Husband and Bubble.

I would nestle her into my jacket, under my left armpit usually, and she would make little chirpy sounds, snooze for awhile, then peck at me for a pat. It was my first ever experience of having an infant bird, so I was fascinated and delighted.

After just a few days, Bubble became so tame that she would fly boldly, though clumsily, out of the box we had set up for her in front of the stove, and across the floor of the kitchen towards me.

It was on Day 6 of Bubble’s life with us that I stupidly let Blaze into the house while I was getting dogfood. In his usual hyperactive way, he came cycloning into the kitchen, then saw Bubble perched on the edge of her box ready to fly down to the floor. There was a split-second of silence in which both animals froze and then, before I could stop it happening, Blaze attacked.

I grabbed him back, but it was too late because he had bitten Bubble in the chest area. I gently held her for awhile but there was a lot of blood and her usual chirpy sounds began to fade. She kept trying cuddle up to me but she was so weak and I didn’t know what to do to help her and that’s when I took her to the local vet. The vet wasn’t there, but her two assistants told me there wasn’t much hope.

So I brought Bubble home again, holding her close to my wrenched heart, knowing what I had to do. The rock was halfway up the driveway so I stopped the car, got out with Bubble, kissed her goodbye, placed her gently on the ground, then used the rock. It only took one blow but I wanted to be sure, so I did it a couple more times.

It’s hard to say any more about this because regret is a pretty useless emotion when it’s too late….

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The white peacocks

I have three of these beautiful creatures and I don’t think words are necessary to describe what these photos already show. In the early morning, they fly down from their bed-time tree to forage, and the sight never ceases to curl my body into a smile.

Note: The term ‘peacock’ refers to the male of the species, ‘peahen’ refers to the female, and ‘peafowl’ refers to both, however ‘peacocks’ has now become the term familiar to most people, hence my use of it in this blog.

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Casual about casualties

I hope the title of this post doesn’t upset anyone but the only way I have been able to cope with the inevitable bird casualties (ask any bird or poultry breeder about that!) is to become casual, philosophical and get straight back to Quokka online to find a replacement. Yes, I realise this sounds callous, but it has become a survival mechanism that matches the survival-of-the-fittest reality of having birds as pets.

The picture below is of our first Zaruma (a Muscovy duckling) and our first Bubble (a turkey chick), both of whom died within days of each other in ways that could have been prevented if I had known better. I’ll save that advice for another post because this one is about the necessity of wiping your tears, learning from your mistakes and simply getting another one – or two. For example, we replaced Zaruma with another Zaruma and we replaced Bubble with four Bubbles all of whom are thriving … so far….

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Lost and found!

When I went out this morning to feed the chooks I found Sussex (minus her chicks) happily frolicking with the other chooks, which surprised me. Neverthless I was happy that she had recovered from her grief so quickly. I was sitting in my usual place on a log, feeding out the scraps when, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted Malay (another chook named after her breed) and – shock of shocks – all three chicks were with her! I knew that both Sussex and Malay had been sitting on eggs under an old shed for weeks but since I only ever saw the chicks with Sussex, I assumed Malay was having the chook equivalent of a phantom pregnancy.

On closer inspection I noticed that two of the chicks looked a lot like Malay, pictured below – sort of ugly handsome. Maybe yesterday was the day she decided to take them back from Sussex. Malay has always been rather elusive so I didn’t think anything of it when I didn’t see her yesterday. She must have been hiding with the chicks somewhere, perhaps smirking when she heard Sussex’s squawks of grief.

If I were Sussex I would leave well enough alone because, as you can see, Malay is rather formidable!

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A mother chook’s grief

Many people think that chickens are stupid, only good for egg production or meat, and devoid of emotional intelligence. Not so. Early this morning I heard a terrible squawking from the back yard and, when I went to investigate, there was Sussex looking for her babies. The above picture was taken a couple of weeks ago when she thought she’d lost her third chick, a Thumbelina-sized ball of cotton wool, but luckily it turned up later in the day. A similar, happier picture featured in my last post.

It doesn’t look so hopeful today as, hours later, I can still hear Sussex calling them and her squawk is desperate and grief-stricken. Son, Husband and I have looked everywhere, but we can’t find them either, so we are all upset because this is the first time one of our chooks has produced chicks and Sussex has been such an incredible mother.

I am full of hope and dread.

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Copulating confusion

First it was the dogs, Doc and Blaze, a father-and-son-miniature-dachschund-duo. After we lost Inky (Doc’s wife and Blaze’s mum), Doc kept trying to, you know, ‘do it’ to Blaze. It became such a problem that we had to take Doc to the vet for a hormone implant, after which he left his son alone thank goodness!

Then it was the pigs (half sisters don’t forget!) Vegemite started trying to ‘do it’ to Mathilda. I found this much more disturbing because Vegemite had a rather aggressive sexual drive so when I tried to stop her she would raise her hackles and bare her substantial teeth. It’s not that Mathilda minded particularly; she didn’t even seem to notice what was happening at the back of her, as long as there was wheat in front of her. Anyway, this is another reason both pigs are happier now they are with boars.

It wasn’t until the Indian runner drake did the same kind of thing with his brother (despite the fact that there were two girl ducks available), and the peacocks – the males – started flirting with each other, that I began to realise that the sexual antics of fauna might be a little different to those of humans. I realise this is debatable but my point is that I no longer fret when I see what I now call ‘an incident’.

Oh now naive I used to be! The first time I saw our rooster, Courvoisier, copulate with one of our first hens, I didn’t realise what he was doing. I thought he was attacking her so I screamed out “stop it, stop it, Courvoisier!” But it was all very fast and the hen, Sussex (her breed name), just shook herself and walked off as if nothing had happened, although she did have a rather smug look on her face and that’s when I sort of understood.

And now I totally understand!

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“Those thieving birds”

Silverchair’s song, “Those thieving birds” is one of my favourites and I was tempted to call this blog “Thieving birds” but I thought that might be just as obscure as the weird metaphors in this beautiful song (check it out …. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ-TWipBhc )

For me, the idea of thieving birds, despite its darker implications, means this: These birds have stolen tidbits of my heart then returned them to me like nuggets of gold. Yeah, I know that sounds a bit cliched and twee but hopefully the pictures will do the talking here.

Top left: Pearl, our first Sebastopol gosling

Top right: Tina Turner, the rooster I thought was a hen

Left: King peacock competing with white peacock

Right: Emery, the emu chick at two months of age!

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