Me: I’m a bit upset about these wrinkles on my cheeks that I’ve just noticed, Ants – see?
Me: What do you mean by ‘yes’? You’re supposed to say that you can’t see any wrinkles!
Anthony: But I can [and, OMG, he puts a finger into one of the many new little grooves of my left cheek!]
Me: I’m not happy about this, Ants, and, by the way, the only reason you don’t have wrinkles on your face is because the Parkinson’s Disease has made your face expressionless!
Anthony: That was not my intention.
Me: What? What!
Anthony: You look beautiful, Jules.
Me: Okay, but do I have wrinkles?
Anthony: Just the nice flavour.
I tried to laugh without further crinkling my face….