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Has anyone seen my boots?

Wantok, our red-tailed black cockatoo, is literally eating the house. Okay, that’s a bit of an exaggeration but let’s put it this way: she has taken a bite out of every single biteable object in our veranda – every chair, every shoe, every everything!

These were once my favourite boots! They were quite worn out anyway but they were wearable. Oh, she acts all innocent if I approach her. In fact right now, I am watching her from my office at the other end of the veranda and she is chewing the less damaged boot but twice now I have tried to take a photo of her in the act and she steps aside as if to say, ‘it wasn’t me!’

During her first week with us she chewed through three of her wooden perches after which I left her cage door open and now she won’t go back in there; the veranda has become her domain and she sleeps on top of her cage rather than inside it. I suppose it must be rather wonderful having this kind of freedom as, before we acquired her, she had never been outside a cage.

When Husband, his mother and brother first moved here some half century ago, one of the first things they did was to enclose this back veranda with windows so it is a perfect place for Wantok because the windows make it feel like outside but she is safe. The drawback for us, though, is that she is making one hell of a mess, so we are now considering an aviary after all. It’ll have to be a huge one though, to match the size of this veranda, but that way she will be outside (which I’m sure she’d prefer) and we will get our veranda back. I’m not sure; ideally I want to let Wantok out so she can fly more freely, but I’m afraid she might fly away. I have ordered a mate for her but he won’t arrive until March next year.

Any advice appreciated.

Or boot donations!

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The cute little emus

Well, I know you guys were probably expecting to see cute little emus and they are definitely cute, but not so little! They were unloaded into their yard and wandered calmly and curiously around the newly trimmed wattle trees, pecking at the cabbage (they love cabbage) I had sprinkled here and there. They did look rather longingly out to the back paddock and, because they have been raised on a farm, they are not as tameable as the other Emerys were, so it is going to be a bit of a challenge but I did manage to pat a couple of them later in the afternoon so I don’t think it will take long for them to trust me. I hope so because I really want to let them free range as soon as possible because the yard, though big enough and fox proofed, is not exactly the Ritz (you can blame the pigs for that!) and the lack of grass is a problem.

This morning when I went out, I was surprised to see how much water they had drunk until I remembered falling into their pool last night! I didn’t tell Son about this but since I woke up with a black eye I had to admit what happened and, yes, he and Husband are sharing yet another laugh at my expense – not funny!

Today we have the job of clearing out the wattle branches, raking the yard and distributing lawn clippings. Son is extremely excited about these chores (do you detect a note of sarcasm?) He is angry with me, not for getting the emus but for keeping it a secret. “We’re supposed to tell each other everything,” he said. “Oh,” I said, “I didn’t know that was a rule.” I’m actually a little nervous of him telling me everything; after all he is a 17-year-old male! We’ll see if his rule has longevity, although I have to admit Son always has told us everything and, when he was much younger and first started to sprout hairs in otherwise hairless places, he would give us a daily count (think armpits please!)  Thankfully, that only lasted a few weeks!

Anyway, back to the emus. Here are a couple of pictures:

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me … six emu chicks!

The emus are being delivered just after lunch TODAY!!! I finally admitted to Husband that it was six emu chicks and his initial look of shock and horror was immediately replaced with a huge grin, so that was a great relief. As for Son, well, he still doesn’t know but he will be milking the cows for our neighbours when they arrive so by the time he comes back it will be a fait accompli – ha! I have the perfect sentence ready for Son: “go and suck eggs, kid.” You see, I am becoming quite brave!

We now have a special yard for the emus, very big and newly fortified against the foxes, and I’ve been advised to keep them in this yard day and night for at least a couple of weeks until they reorientate themselves to their new surrounding. After that, I should be able to let them out to free range but I will have to be a bit like a bouncer in a nightclub and do the rounds regularly.

It isn’t just Son’s inevitable disapproval that interferes with my excitement. One of my friends said to me, “You do realise that they grow rather large, don’t you?”

Well, yes I do (they are the second largest bird in the world – I must find an ostrich!) Anyway, just in case you didn’t know how large they grow, this Wikipedia photo gives you a good idea. And when they are this big, those foxes will not stand a chance!

They will arrive in a couple of hours – hurray!

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Afternoon delight

I usually go out to the back yard at around 4-5pm to put the ducks, geese and turkeys into their yards for the night. The chickens all sleep in the trees now, just like the guinnea fowl and peacocks; they have learned the hard way to be scared of the foxes.

The gang all head to their yard of their own accord. They are much more routine-orientated than I am, so sometimes I find them waiting patiently inside the yard and, when I arrive with lettuce, they make a lot of noise and I’m never sure if they’re saying ‘oh, goody, lettuce’ or ‘well, it’s about time!’ I think it’s probably the latter.

The three Indian runner ducks are a bit more difficult to round up. They still don’t seem to understand that they are in danger from foxes and they run away from me in that Basil Fawlty way that is both funny and frustrating. I have to put them in a separate yard from the gang because the male duck keeps trying to flirt (that is an understatement) with the female geese.

 Once the ducks, geese and turkeys are all settled in their yards, I sit down at one of the adjacent picnic tables and have a drink while I feed the chooks. Sometimes I am joined by a particularly friendly peacock. No, he’s not really interested in the beer; he wants to steal some of the chook food!

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Making friends with the morning

I have never been a morning person so when someone says “good morning” to me I usually feel like punching them. I much prefer the evenings, the midnights, the twilight hours before the sun comes up.

Until now.

Now, I’m getting up before 6am every morning (unheard of!) I can’t wait to get up. It doesn’t matter what the weather is like, I have this shy new relationship with the morning and feel slightly guilty about our years of conflict. In fact, I feel that the time has come to declare my love of the morning.

Why?

It’s the birds. First it’s the peacocks at the back door, then it’s the chickens. I give them all a bit of bread, boil the kettle, pour a coffee, then go out to the chookyards to let ‘the gang’ out for the day.

Then I distribute lettuce, bread and other tantalising scraps to the throng of birds. They surround me, jump onto my lap, squabble, squawk, nibble the back of my shirt and generally run around like children just let out for recess.

Yes, the morning and I have a great relationship now!

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A picture worth a thousand birds

The above is a photo of a lithograph by John Gould (information link below). It was emailed to me by the gallery exhibiting and selling some of his work this week. Having bought a couple of lithographs from this gallery over the years, we were on their mailing list so I thought it was an extraordinary cooincidence to receive an invitation that featured this famous picture of a red-tailed black cockatoo just days after I had acquired Wantok. As I had paid a small fortune for her, I now wondered if it might have been wiser to simply buy a picture – this picture.

I’m not stupid, but I am a bit naive. Wantok cost a bit, but guess what this picture was priced at?

$27,500AUS

I think I’ll just frame the invitation picture!

Or maybe not; after all, I have the real thing – I have Wantok!

http://australianmuseum.net.au/The-Gould-League-of-Bird-Lovers

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