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Emerytwo and Emerytoo

A few weeks ago I spotted an advertisement for two emu chicks and, thinking Emery might like a bit of emu company, I didn’t hesitate.

Well, Emery was intrigued and delighted. Apart from being a little bigger than the other two, they were all identical so I called the new chicks Emerytwo and Emerytoo; it seemed easier that way.

I didn’t mention them yesterday when I was so worried about Emery because, for some reason I thought if I put their disappearance into words, I would lose hope.

So, before losing hope, I will describe the delight of watching the three emus do laps around the garden. They are very fast, and sprint in a zig-zag fashion with their knees turned in, often bumping quite hard into things, including Godfrey, which doesn’t go down too well (but I think Emery does this on purpose!) If they lose each other even for a moment, they make this soft, whistling noise until they find each other again. After the sprinting they then plop down on the ground abruptly, legs stretched out the front, grab a bit of lettuce from my hand then they’re up and off again.

Maybe they’ve just decided to perfect their sprinting in a bigger area than our garden and have ventured into one of the paddocks surrounding us to practise for the Emu Olympics?

We have searched everywhere….

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Emery has disappeared

I am so worried. Son went to put him in the yard with the gang late this afternoon and he wasn’t around which is unusual.

It’s dark now so all we can do is wait and hope that he comes back later tonight or tomorrow morning for the breakfast lettuce treat.

Please come back Emery.

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King peacock

We only have one adult peacock who we call King. I bought him and his ‘wife’ from some people who wanted goats instead (I haven’t quite been able to figure that one out but then again I did have my pig phase didn’t I). King spends his days strutting around looking regal, or perched on top of the old dairy roof surveying his kingdom. Our other 15 peacocks are adolescents and they keep their distance, as if in awe.

 When we have visitors, everyone always wants to see King do his fantail thing but he will not be coerced even if I give him a bit of bribery bread.

Inevitably, the moment the visitors leave, and I’m the only human witness, he begins his dance. It starts with a rustling sound, then his whole body shakes, then the feathers come up and he circles slowly. He can maintain this dance for up to an hour, especially if he can see himself in the reflection of a window (so he is often blocking the back door and I have to stroke his feathers down to get past!)

As you can see he is also quite proud of his substantial bum! The funniest thing about this ritual, however, is that instead of all the young females (the peahens)  watching and waiting, hoping they’ll be the first he asks to dance, it’s the young males who are most impressed. From a respectful distance, they attempt to copy his every move. It’s both beautiful and hilarious!

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Is that an emu over there?

One of Husband’s Parkinson’s disease symptoms is hallucinations. Mostly these are not disturbing and they often feature animals, due to his farming background. So he might see a bull on top of the chest of drawers, or dogs in the corner of the bedroom. It happens outside too; he’ll see livestock grazing in the flower bed; and wild cats on top of the washhouse roof (well, we did used to throw food to them up there!)

It’s as if his memory wants to fill his present (now devoid of so much) with his past (a successful, thriving dairy farmer), and his imagination wants to fill empty spaces with activity, life, movement, animals.

I have become so used to saying “No” when Husband asks questions like, “is that a calf at the end of the bed?” that he and I frequently get the giggles.

I was a bit worried that the birds might trigger even more hallucinations, but, because there are now so many birds, of so many varieties, they seem to have somehow crowded out all of the imagined creatures. Sure, the medication helps, but I give most of the credit to the birds.

Anyway, I didn’t tell Husband or Son about Emery the emu chick. I just brought him home one afternoon and put him in the greenhouse with the Bubbles and the other little ones and in the morning I let them all out to free-range. It wasn’t until the next afternoon, after I’d put Emery and the Bubbles etc. back into the greenhouse for the night that Son spotted him through the glass partition.

“What the hell is that?” he said, his face thunderous, “that better not be an emu!”

“Of course not! One of the Bubbles has just had this amazing growth spurt.” I attempted a smile but it didn’t work.

Son shook his head and turned to go back to the house.

“Don’t tell Dad,” I said, “I want it to be a surprise.”

It was three days before Husband noticed Emery, who had become part of what I called ‘the gang’ – all the baby chicks. Anyway, it was late afternoon and we were sitting outside having a drink when Husband said, “Jules, I think I’m seeing things again. Is that an emu over there?”

Oh what a fantastic thing it was to be able to say, “Yes!”

Note: Even though this is Australia, it is not all that common to have emus as pets.

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A love/hate relationship

“You’ve drawn the line now, haven’t you, Mum?” Son said on the way home from school.

“What line?” I asked innocently.

“The bird line – no more birds, okay.”

“You’re probably right.” I didn’t dare mention that while he was school, Husband and I had gone to pick up the four new turkey chicks.

“It’s just that all you do is talk birds, birds, birds and I want to talk about life.” Son is a bit of a philosopher and he particularly likes talking about his innermost thoughts.

“So how was Life today?”

“Yeah, well I gave that emo girl – you know the one who’s always depressed – my cherry ripe and she just chucked it on the ground and stepped on it and she and all her gang started laughing.” His voice broke and when I glanced at him tears were creeping out of his eyes so I pulled the car into a petrol station, my heart rolling over.

“So what did you do?”

“I just walked away but the headmaster was going past and told me off for littering.” By now, Son was beginning to chuckle.

“Why’d you give her the cherry ripe anyway?” I asked.

“To cheer her up.”

“Well, you did make her laugh!”

“Yeah, it’s the first time I’ve ever seen her teeth – kind of fangy, but nice. She should’ve auditioned for Twilight.” We both cracked up and I started the car again.

After a moment, Son said, “Thanks, Mum, you can talk about the birds now if you want.”

My heart did another roll, this time of panic. What if he discovered the turkeys today? They were safely hidden in the greenhouse where I often put the young birds to start with. There was no reason Son would go in there was there?

Alas, he did discover them but it wasn’t what I expected!

Note: Occasionally the anecdotes in this post will use a bit of poetic licence in order to protect the privacy of individuals who may recognise themselves and be embarrassed.

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50 birds and still counting….

When I was telling a friend about a new bird acquisition the other day, she said “do you think you might be getting a bit manic?” I was perturbed about this remark so later I began to do a count of the birds and when I reached 50, and was still counting, I thought maybe she was right.

So, the next day, I told another friend about this and asked her if she, too, thought I was manic about the birds but she shook her head reassuringly. “Do you think I’m weird?” I pushed and, shocking us both into hysterics, she said, without the slightest hesitation, “Yes.”

Okay I admit I do look a bit weird in this photo but I think it’s the hideously old-fashioned sunglasses, not the emu on my lap.

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The weiro who writes

If you have read my introductory page, ‘About Julie’s bird blog’, you will realise that much of my birdmania has been an attempt to brighten up my husband’s life and to distract both of us from the hell of his Parkinson’s disease (I know that sounds melodramatic, but hell is what this disease is, as some of you may know.)

So when my husband said that as a child he’d wanted Indian runner ducks, I found him a few; when he said he’d always wanted turkeys, I found those too; when he said it would be great to have chooks, I got chooks; and when he mentioned guinnea fowl, I remembered where to go (we’d done this before when he was well) and, instead of just a couple, we purchased 15 of them!

But there was another kind of bird he’d mentioned a lot over the years – a weiro – so I ordered a hand-raised weiro from one the local petshops (yeah, those petshops love me!) I imagined this weiro would perch on Husband’s shoulder and watch Doc Martin or Parliament with him in the afternoons.

So why does this weiro keep interfering with my work? She has a cage on our enclosed veranda but, for most of the day, the cage is open so she can come and go anywhere in the house she likes. However, as my office is at the far end of this veranda, she keeps flying to me. At first I was flattered, but it’s not me she’s interested in; it’s the computer.

She watches me type something then drops from my shoulder onto the keyboard and tries to copy me! I take her to Husband but she flies back to me – well not to me but to my computer.

It’s sweet (actually, no, the sweet factor has soured somewhat); it’s also extremely irritating. I mean look at her in the photo below – she seems smug like she has just finished the first chapter of her autobiography or something.

So, due to the fact that this weird weiro keeps stepping on my keys, please blame her for any future grammatical errors, and any boring or offensive content. Her name is Buttons and – high alert – she is NOT my editor no matter what she tells you (this is just in case she figures out email – you never know with these clever-type birds).

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The Bubbles

After Bubble’s death, we purchased four more turkey chicks and named them all Bubble. Oh, the funny looking one in the middle isn’t a turkey – it’s Tapper the duckling whose brothers and sisters had all been sold, so he was all alone and I couldn’t resist.

Needless to say, we now have strict rules of segregation and Doc and Blaze – pictured below with Blaze looking particularly innocent – are not allowed anywhere near the birds unless supervised. We’ve found the most wonderful dog trainer who is helping us to help the dogs to love the birds.

As some would put it, pigs might fly, but I live in hope!

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Killing Bubble

I have never had to kill anything bigger than a blowfly before, so putting Bubble out of her misery was both terrible and terrifying.

This is what happened: I had acquired a single turkey chick because I wanted to see what it would be like to raise one from scratch and, from Day 1, we all fell in love with Bubble. This picture is of Husband and Bubble.

I would nestle her into my jacket, under my left armpit usually, and she would make little chirpy sounds, snooze for awhile, then peck at me for a pat. It was my first ever experience of having an infant bird, so I was fascinated and delighted.

After just a few days, Bubble became so tame that she would fly boldly, though clumsily, out of the box we had set up for her in front of the stove, and across the floor of the kitchen towards me.

It was on Day 6 of Bubble’s life with us that I stupidly let Blaze into the house while I was getting dogfood. In his usual hyperactive way, he came cycloning into the kitchen, then saw Bubble perched on the edge of her box ready to fly down to the floor. There was a split-second of silence in which both animals froze and then, before I could stop it happening, Blaze attacked.

I grabbed him back, but it was too late because he had bitten Bubble in the chest area. I gently held her for awhile but there was a lot of blood and her usual chirpy sounds began to fade. She kept trying cuddle up to me but she was so weak and I didn’t know what to do to help her and that’s when I took her to the local vet. The vet wasn’t there, but her two assistants told me there wasn’t much hope.

So I brought Bubble home again, holding her close to my wrenched heart, knowing what I had to do. The rock was halfway up the driveway so I stopped the car, got out with Bubble, kissed her goodbye, placed her gently on the ground, then used the rock. It only took one blow but I wanted to be sure, so I did it a couple more times.

It’s hard to say any more about this because regret is a pretty useless emotion when it’s too late….

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The white peacocks

I have three of these beautiful creatures and I don’t think words are necessary to describe what these photos already show. In the early morning, they fly down from their bed-time tree to forage, and the sight never ceases to curl my body into a smile.

Note: The term ‘peacock’ refers to the male of the species, ‘peahen’ refers to the female, and ‘peafowl’ refers to both, however ‘peacocks’ has now become the term familiar to most people, hence my use of it in this blog.

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