The most wonderful thing is happening! Every day, Wantok is eating, mutilating and destroying a little bit more of my Ab swing (you know those exercise machines that are supposed to give you a flat stomach in a few days).
Okay, I bought this Ab swing thing a couple of years ago but it hasn’t worked. Apparently, according to the instructions, you have to use it for it to work and, even though I’ve used it quite a bit in my imagination, I still haven’t actually climbed onto it and done what the flat-stomached young woman in the dvd does.
So the fact that Wantok is destroying it is a bit of a guilty relief. She’s nearly finished with the handles and the foot bits of this contraption (which are rubber) and now she has begun on the steel base. She should have it completely obliterated by New Year’s Eve which will be great because then I won’t have to make that particular resolution again – yeeha!
Oh, Wantok, how I love you! Do you know, she even has Buttons chomping away at the more easily destroyable bits of the Ab swing. They are such a great team!
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