“You’ve drawn the line now, haven’t you, Mum?” Son said on the way home from school.
“What line?” I asked innocently.
“The bird line – no more birds, okay.”
“You’re probably right.” I didn’t dare mention that while he was school, Husband and I had gone to pick up the four new turkey chicks.
“It’s just that all you do is talk birds, birds, birds and I want to talk about life.” Son is a bit of a philosopher and he particularly likes talking about his innermost thoughts.
“So how was Life today?”
“Yeah, well I gave that emo girl – you know the one who’s always depressed – my cherry ripe and she just chucked it on the ground and stepped on it and she and all her gang started laughing.” His voice broke and when I glanced at him tears were creeping out of his eyes so I pulled the car into a petrol station, my heart rolling over.
“So what did you do?”
“I just walked away but the headmaster was going past and told me off for littering.” By now, Son was beginning to chuckle.
“Why’d you give her the cherry ripe anyway?” I asked.
“To cheer her up.”
“Well, you did make her laugh!”
“Yeah, it’s the first time I’ve ever seen her teeth – kind of fangy, but nice. She should’ve auditioned for Twilight.” We both cracked up and I started the car again.
After a moment, Son said, “Thanks, Mum, you can talk about the birds now if you want.”
My heart did another roll, this time of panic. What if he discovered the turkeys today? They were safely hidden in the greenhouse where I often put the young birds to start with. There was no reason Son would go in there was there?
Alas, he did discover them but it wasn’t what I expected!

Note: Occasionally the anecdotes in this post will use a bit of poetic licence in order to protect the privacy of individuals who may recognise themselves and be embarrassed.