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Roof rats

Yes, I am over-posting, I know! But the thing is that there are rat races happening just above my head in my little office (you know, the one I just cleaned out). The pest control man who came over the other day and did several hours of work to eradicate the (possibility of) termites, charged us a small fortune, and told me that the rats might be possums who might be rats, was too nervous to get into our ceiling even though we gave him a ladder.

Tonight I have made a decision. I will buy rat poison and throw it into the ceiling cavity because I cannot stand it anymore. Anthony used to do all of this stuff but he never taught me how, or where, or what – so I flounder with what I am supposed to do. It is a very old house so the electric wires are already old and a bit dangerous which is another thing I have to figure out.

I remember when my beautiful mother at 44 had to suddenly deal with all of the stuff Dad did before he died – all that supposedly manny stuff. She did it with more alacrity than I will ever have and anyway Anthony isn’t dead.

I am going to kill those rats because if I don’t they will fall through the ceiling and swallow me whole.

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The horror!

I was going to take a blogging break for a few days so that I could eradicate (the conflict I am having with) the-thing-that-is-not-a-rat-please in the ceiling. My conflict resolution strategies have entailed spending a small fortune today on various poisonous potions, one of which is a small sack of stuff that you throw into the ceiling cavity through the manhole/trapdoor thing. But, now that I am armed with this lethal weapon, I am too nervous to get the ladder and climb up to open that trapdoor in case the-thing-that-is-not-a-rat-please leaps onto my head. If that were to happen, you see, I would probably never, ever recover, especially if the-thing-that-is-not-a-rat-please actually IS a big, fat rat.

So I am not taking a blogging break after all because blogging is a much safer activity. I have now rung a local ghost-buster who has agreed to come over tomorrow and investigate the-thing-that-is-not-a-rat-please problem, so hopefully the conflict will soon be over. In the meantime I will just have to put up with the alarming noises in the ceiling. It sounds like it is playing tag with itself; that is unless there is actually more than one the-thing-that-is-not-a-rat-please.

Years ago, when Husband I were newly married, I went out to the back veranda one morning and saw something that will haunt me forever. It appeared to be basking in front of a heater that was off. Of course it wasn’t basking; it was dead, and I have never seen another one inside again. However, it did cause a bit of conflict.

Me: I can’t stay here. I want a divorce. Arghhhhhhh!

Husband: It’s a farm. I’ll get rid of it. Never seen one inside before – bloody hell.

Me: How can you be so calm?

                                                                Image: Melinda (chanmelmel)

I suppose the-thing-that-is-not-a-rat-please could be a possum? Possums are quite cute! I’m going out to feed the birds now; the game in the ceiling has developed into something that sounds like a Sunday School picnic.

Speaking of horror, Son accidentally walked into the bathroom this morning as I was emerging from the shower and ran out screaming “The horror, the horror!” Oh well, at least we now know he can run!

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