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Avian antics

I didn’t mean to chop this turkey’s head off in the photo, however yesterday evening I wanted to do it literally because Bubble got trapped behind a fence and Son and I had to herd him into our garden and back to the yard. Okay, to explain – both of our original turkeys are named Bubble. This one is obviously a male because he is much bigger than the other Bubble who, at the time of this ridiculous incident, was already in the yard with Baby Turkey and the gang. Now the reason I describe this situation as ‘ridiculous’ is because I don’t understand why this Bubble had to be herded when he can fly!

It’s as if he wanted to do it the hard way, rather than the easy way – or perhaps he just lacks commonsense. I understand both, I guess, as I often choose the more difficult route unintentionally due to an innate (it would seem) inability to see the commonsense solution.

The most ironic thing is that, once Bubble was in the yard with the gang, he flew straight into the adjacent emu yard anyway! The Emerys love him because he stops Baby Turkey from giving them nightmares.

And then Tapper did her evening indecision dance. She perches on top of the fence between the gang’s yard and the Indian Runner’s yard, as if to say, “Which one of you guys wants me most?” This flirtatiousness has given her a rather bad reputation so, in the end, she usually just flies out of all of the yards and goes back to the bath to meditate.

And poor King peacock now hides in the avocado tree because he is (I assume) so embarrassed that his feather aren’t growing back as quickly as was expected, so now all of the adolescent peacocks are surpassing him.

Husband’s nursing lodge is in ‘lockdown’ at the moment due to a virus outbreak so, even though I have snuck in a couple of times, I’ve been told not to visit, or bring him home, until it is safe. Apparently tomorrow it will be ‘all clear’ again. In the meantime, Son’s post-surgery convalescence is having its ups and downs.

Last night I dreamed I was a bird – just a tiny bird, the size of a sparrow – and I was flying over this farm and our house trying to shed my little leftover feathers onto all of the things that needed fixing, but I couldn’t because my feathers were made of steel. My wings got more and more cement-like and, eventually, I fell to the ground.

Perhaps I need to get a non-Avian hobby – hehe!

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Wide shoulders

Shoulders are interesting things. Husband, Son and I all have wide shoulders. Before Husband became so ill, he had a bit of a weight-lifter appearance but as he has ankylosing spondylitis as well as Parkinson’s, he is very bent over now. And before Son’s scoliosis got the better of him, he had the look of an athlete, but pre-surgery, one shoulder was much lower than the other so he had begun to look a little bit deformed when seen with his shirt off. As for me, despite the fact that shoulder pads are back ‘in’ (I know this from having read the fashion magazines in the hotel the other day), I will not need them as my shoulders are so wide that when I am in a queue I am often mistaken, by the person behind me, for a man. “Excuse me, mate,” I get all the time, until I turn around and they see my bright red lipstick!

Baby Turkey’s way of standing and walking always looks like she is wearing a dress with shoulder pads.

I couldn’t figure out who she reminded me of until I found the following pictures.

The Bubbles (the other turkeys) don’t strut their stuff like Baby Turkey does! Of course I mean no disrespect to Bea, from The Golden Girls, Lady Di or Gaga, but you have to admit the resemblance is rather striking!

Wide shoulders: a symbol of strength. Yes!

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