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Well, how was I supposed to know?

on May 22, 2012

Okay, so I get this idea of the ‘Hot Potato Award’ (see a previous post) which I want to give to anyone who has nominated me for other awards. I thought it was quite a good idea, so I googled “hot potato” to get a free picture (because I had run out of potatoes of my own). So I found an appropriate picture but now I don’t know how to turn it into an award – to do the graphics thing with it – so, so far, I just have this picture of a potato.

But what I didn’t expect (when I googled “hot potato”) was to be led to a couple of porn sites. I found this rather startling because I didn’t know “hot potato” had connotations. I mean, how does an innocent, innocuous thing like a potato become a pornographic metaphor?

I will have to put my thinking cap on again. I thought maybe ‘Warm Potato Award’ or ‘Cold Potato Award’ but somehow these don’t have the same resonance.

Mmmmmm……..


39 responses to “Well, how was I supposed to know?

  1. victoriaaphotography says:

    It seems unbelieveable to me how the internet identifies words and links.

    I am of the ‘old’ school when a ‘hot potato’ was a vegetable which you eat for a lunch or dinner..

  2. Robyn Lee says:

    you win for my best chuckle of the day with this one!! šŸ™‚

  3. Lisa says:

    I just made a hot potato graphic with words on it for you. How can I get it to you?

  4. terry1954 says:

    that is sad and hilarious at the same time. i would never have thought that googling a hot potato would bring up porn. hehe

  5. cindiaugustine says:

    I laughed so hard when I read this. Imagine my shock a few years ago when I googled “3 Billy Goats Gruff” in order to get ideas for an art project for my kindergarten students and stumbled onto a porn site. I won’t share details but…yes, I’ve been nervous about clicking on search links ever since! LOL

  6. FYI Don’t look up ping pong paddles either! My daughter and I did that when she was 10. More questions than I ever wanted to answer.

  7. I ran into a similar problem when I was researching information on chicks for my new flock.

  8. Michelle says:

    So if I say that I love a good hot potato, is that a bad thing? haha. And no, I haven’t checked what it is yet.

  9. How about Inconspicuios Brown Paper Bag Award? teeheehee….Sorry, could not resist.

  10. Tilly Bud says:

    Thanks for the great big snort that cleared my sinuses! šŸ˜€ šŸ˜€

  11. camsgranny says:

    Thank you for my first giggle of the day! Too funny! Thanks!

  12. dogdaz says:

    Oh poor you. I know this is a big internet problem. What about a “Sweet Potato” award. You are so sweet to want to giveback to those that give to you.

  13. melissakoski says:

    Hilarious! Thanks for the giggle…. My blog titles are my own little personal joke on the consumers of online porn. I think, “Ha I meant a turkey breast, not a human boob!” when I see some of the search terms that land people on my blog.

  14. Judith Post says:

    Who knew? But I’m convinced if you do more than three searches in a row, you find a porn site. There must be a nickname for anything and sex.

  15. Cheeky Cherub delightfully accepts and is on the floor in fits & giggles. You my friend are hysterically funny and I love it so, And yes cheeky would describe me, but not so sure about cherub.

  16. bluebee says:

    Porn site?! How funny šŸ˜€ It sure is a jungle out there

  17. Go figure. Porn seems to worm its way in to a remarkable number of seemingly innocuous places.

  18. Fergiemoto says:

    Porn sites, huh…who would have thunk? Not me.

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