Anthony (Husband): Would you mind putting the car away, Jules?
Son: Put the %$#@*^#@** car away, Mum – the peacocks are pooping all over it AGAIN – aaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
Me: They’re sweet aren’t they!
Anthony (Husband): Would you mind putting the car away, Jules?
Son: Put the %$#@*^#@** car away, Mum – the peacocks are pooping all over it AGAIN – aaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
Me: They’re sweet aren’t they!
Posted in Wings
Tags: Birds, family, peacocks, teenagers

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$%&#@#$ Priceless! LOL
Wow they’re bigger than I thought they would be!
And they’re still growing – these two guys are still teens!
yikes!! Better get a Hummer!! 🙂
I don’t think their bodies will grow much bigger but their tail feathers will!
Birds will be birds.
They love getting on top of everything – tables, the ute, the car, the roof – everything!
Oh wow! So beautiful they are – and huge!!
I didn’t realize their size would be surprising – how interesting!
Hi,
I’m sure they were waiting to go for a ride somewhere. 🙂
I’d like to go for a ride on their wings – you should see them fly!
i know they look so cute sitting on the car, but i always heard that their poopie can take off paint? i do not know for sure, but maybe this is why they want the car protected in the garage
Yes you are right about paint – I am being much more careful now!
Funny, Bob has the same reaction to bird poop on the car. It must be a guy thing. LOL!
~ Lynda
Yes – I remember your funny post about that!
Not a guy thing Lynda,
Bird Poop is very acidic and really does damage the car’s paintwork.
(just like chicken poop should be allowed to dry out for 3 months & break down before applying it to your vegie garden – athough my Mother used to say that my GrandMother put fresh manure on the farmhouse vegie garden and it never did any harm).
One year my younger brother gave me a lot of vegies from their vegie patch, but I couldn’t eat any as I couldn’t stand the taste or faint smell of horse manure they’d used – but that’s just me, I’m super-sensitive to smell/taste.
Oh no – now I am really worried about that poop!
Your sons anger rolls off you like water off a ducks back
Not always but usually – well said!
Joan Rivers would have loved it! The birds are beautiful!
Your Joan Rivers would probably have flung them off!
Joan Rivers would love it! Those are beautiful birds!
They look like outriders on Her Majesty’s coach! Very regal! (Pretty sure outriders don’t poop on the coach though).
That’s a great comparison – ha!
All a matter of perception!
Definitely!
They do look quite regal up there, and match the car well. Too bad you just can’t train them not to poop on the car!
If I could train any of the birds not to poop in inappropriate places I would probably become rich.
Oh my! They are just like the cats we used to have. They would always climb on top of the car and leave kitty prints everywhere!
These guys leave huge dollops!
Too funny!
Bella and DiDi
Too funny. Instead of front hood ornaments you have truck (boot) ornaments!
Very funny…..
I think if I were lucky enough to have pea fowl living on my property I could easily take whatever they could poop out…… er, dish out.
I will tell them!