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Happy 18th birthday!

on January 5, 2012

Duckling: What’s going on?

Turkey chick: It’s the kid’s 18th birthday.

Duckling: So?

Turkey chick: Yeah, these humans are very strange. When my dad turned 18 he was magnificent. The kid doesn’t even have his feathers yet. He has to put fake ones on.

Duckling: On his head you mean?

Turkey chick: Yeah, those, and when he puts them on he can’t balance properly so his buddies have to hold him up.

Duckling: So where’s the old chap?

Turkey chick: He’s not very well so the woman and the kid had to take him to hospital.

Duckling: I miss snoozing near his socks.

Turkey chick: So do I! Actually I miss nibbling those socks too.

Duckling: So what will they do for the kid’s birthday?

Turkey chick: I heard the woman say that they’ll pick up the old chap and go to a restaurant.

Duckling: What’s a restaurant?

Turkey chick: It’s a place where humans eat roast duck and turkey.

Duckling: I don’t want to hurt your feelings, but your jokes are awful. They’re not even funny.

Turkey chick: Shut up – here he comes!

Duckling: Why does he like cuddling you and not me?

Turkey chick: He has good taste? You’re harder to pick up because of your big feet? I’m cuter? Probably a number of reasons.


18 responses to “Happy 18th birthday!

  1. meglane says:

    Only you could make a tragi-comedy out of the situation you’re in. Love the dialogue and those feathered babies have the right attitude! LOL M.L.

  2. valzone says:

    Brilliant, birthday wishes to the 18 yearold, from the gal in the UK.

    I love this.Julie.

  3. cuhome says:

    Very, very cute (the story and the Kid)! Happy Birthday, Kid!!

  4. Such a cute idea. I’m always putting words in the mouth of my dogs! How’s the “old chap?” Still praying for him and you.

  5. (¯`v´¯) Happy, happy 18th Birthday.

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    •*¨*•.¸¸ .Have a terrific birthday!! .•*¨*•.¸¸.

  6. Ingrid Rickersey says:

    Great dialogue Julie … love it! Hope you have a great night out and many many happy returns to “the kid” … here’s look’n at you Kid!

  7. bluebee says:

    Love the narrators of your story – very effective in conveying the sadness, as well as the humour and resilience. Hope your son enjoyed his 18th

  8. Tilly Bud says:

    Hope he had a great day!

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