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Lost, found, gone

I almost can’t write this because the Emerys (emus) have gone. Long story short, Son put the hose into their water trough last night and didn’t clip the gate shut properly. I was devastated until I found them (the relief!) in the paddock next to ours. But herding them back didn’t work and I spent a few hours trying, in the car and on foot. It’s not that they didn’t want to go back home; they just couldn’t figure out how to get through the barbed wire fences and electric fences surrounding the farm block. They were cheeping with relief when I walked up to them and I patted them all and tried to coerce them into going through the fence space. Eventually, I picked one of my Emerys up and tossed him into our paddock, thinking the others would follow but, when he didn’t get up, the other three ran away again. The congregation of crows didn’t help; they were everywhere. I clambered through the fence to get Emery up but, no matter how many times I got him to his feet again, he just kept falling back down….

The story doesn’t have a happy ending and, once again, I have lost out. Husband (staying home for an extra night) just gave me a hug and said he’d get me some more emus but that just made me sob more. I am stupid, stupid, stupid and the emus are gone, gone, gone.

And I had just gotten the emu walking routine down to a fine art.

And they’d stopped wandering so far.

And everything was great with Husband home and Son getting better.

And I’d cooked a great dinner.

I can’t quite get my head around the fact that I found the Emerys but lost them again – that just seems too cruel. Maybe they will come back?

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The trouble is….

I’m not keeping up with the garden. Okay, it’s never been one of those beautifully manicured gardens anyway but over the years Husband has invested a lot of time and care into his roses, camellias, frangipanis, Silver birches, palm trees and so on. That was his ‘thing’, not mine and, as I was working at the university, I didn’t take an interest. Okay so it’s 18 months since I stopped teaching so I could be around for Husband as his Parkinson’s got worse, and anyone else would have noticed that the garden wasn’t getting its usual attention but not me.

You see I don’t just dislike gardening, I loathe gardening. I realise this is a risky statement to make because some of the people following this blog love gardening the way Husband does/did. And just because I loathe gardening, this doesn’t mean I loathe gardens; I love gardens but why can’t they just look after themselves?

We don’t have any proper reticulation so Husband used to spend the entire day watering the millions of flowers and trees and come in exhausted. Since Husband went into the nursing lodge, Son has been doing much of that but now that he’s incapacitated too, it’s down to me – argh! Sorry, but I can think of better things to do and have half decided to let nature take its course. In other words, anything that can survive on its own can stay – so far this is fig trees, palms, gum trees, wattles, camellias, pear trees, orange trees and a whole lot of other stuff.

It’s five acres – I can’t do everything. Even the bird bath has a crack in it.

Yeah, I reckon gardening is for the birds!

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The pecking order

Tina Turner’s arrogance is breathtaking. Not only does he dominate the picnic table where I chop up the cabbages for all of the birds, he constantly attacks me. He waits until I have my back turned and then whammo, I have a rooster attached to my leg. What I find mystifying about these attacks is that when I shake him off, he then takes bread or cabbage from my hand.

So I have decided to teach Tina a lesson in humility:

Hahahaha!

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One blink!

This is not a spectacular photo but who cares because I have FINALLY taken a picture of the wild birds here – one blink and I would have missed this.

In Year 2, a new kid arrived in the town and was plonked next to Son in the classroom – a bright, white-haired little boy. Blinks were exchanged. A rather thunderous friendship began….

Sunset reckons a better photo could be taken of Thunder. Son thinks I’m a galah.

One blink, two blinks, three blinks….

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Frolicking, rollicking rage

Son is experiencing some predictable rage due to the frustration of not being able to do very much within the confines of his chest-to-hip surgical brace.

Nevertheless, and despite my fear and trembling, I just asked Son if I could take a picture of him with Husband. He reluctantly agreed after I gave him a hot meat pie, some mango yoghurt and his favourite chocolates.

Son: She only wants the picture for that bloody blog, Dad.

Husband: Well, that’s okay isn’t it?

Me: Will you guys shut up and smile? Please!

Mostly Son is very good at restraining his rage but every now and then it unleashes itself in the form of a fake smile. Or maybe it’s best described as a forced smile – a smile before the storm? If he discovers I have blogged these photos I will be in big trouble!

So I’m going outside to find Godfrey because he’s not so scary!

Maybe I’ll just camp out tonight. Wouldn’t you? I mean look at this beautiful angry face – yikes!

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Rolling up the red carpet

Husband is home for the weekend and is going to stay for two nights, maybe three. The trouble is that he and I are having to keep this a bit of a secret from the various family and friends who say this is a bad idea. I almost feel as if I have kidnapped him! This was our conversation on the way home:

Husband: Does anyone know?

Me: Not yet. I thought I’d get you home first.

Husband: H and L think it’s unfair on you.

Me: Well, you’re fine now but we both know you won’t be that fine later and it’ll get hard – you know when you can’t walk and all that. And the nights – if you call me more than three times I’ll take you straight back (laughing).

Husband: Actually it’s not so bad there you know.

Me: I know.

Husband: So what’s for dinner? I’m starving.

Me: You just had lunch!

Husband: Is there any of your mother’s Christmas cake left?

Me: Ah, that’s a good idea.

Husband: Do you want me to open the gate?

Me: (hopping out of the car) No, I don’t want to wait two hours.

Husband: Such a gentle little soul you are (smiling).

Me: Okay, here we are. I’ll park the car on the lawn so you can get out. Well, come on – hurry up and get out. Oh, just a minute – I’ll give you a hand.

Husband: Careful! You’re so rough.

Me: Okay, here you are – is this okay? (swinging Husband into a chair on the veranda).

Husband: At the other place, two people do that and they’re really gentle.

Me: Yeah, you’re bloody heavy and anyway this is home (grinning).

Husband: It sure is (kissing my hand).

Me: Okay, so who do you want me to ring?

Husband: Actually, let’s not tell anyone until tomorrow (eyes twinkling).

Me: Good idea! Cup of tea?

So this is how we do it. Rolling out the red carpet didn’t work because it felt like Husband was a visitor in his own home so that’s why we rolled it back up and chucked it away. Now, when Husband comes home, I just carry on as normal and do my own thing and so does Son, which is much better than hovering over Husband like a couple of friendly vultures.

One of the things I like about our 3-way relationship is its sometimes ferocious honesty. And the fact that we can all laugh at ourselves and each other.

Me: Okay, so here’s your tea and cake. I’m going to go feed the birds and wake Son up.

Husband: But you haven’t given me a kiss yet.

Me: Oh, sorry, here you go xxx

Husband: Jules.

Me: What now?

Husband: I love you.

Me: Love you too – okay I’ll just be around the back.

Husband: I’m fine – don’t worry about me. Off you go.

I knew that by the time I fed the birds and did the various birdy chores, Husband would be asleep in the chair (he is very good at sleeping upright), so I took my time, had a stupid little cry, pulled myself together, and went back to the front veranda. It was 5pmish.

Me: Wake up sleepy head. Beer or champagne?

Husband: What are you having?

Me: You know what I’m having.

Husband: Okay, you have your beer and I’ll have a champagne.

I’m glad I kidnapped him!

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The friendly sunset

Some friends will leap oceans….

Some friends will break into jails….

Some friends understand the art of gentle battle….

Some friends will do whatever it takes….

…. to get a decent photo or two….

… of the sunset.

Sunset photos courtesy of Shaam Burley
He is some friend!

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A diamond in the rough

This metaphor perfectly describes Diamond’s position in the hierarchy of geese here.

To recap, Diamond and Woodroffe are our two Sebastopol geese. Here they are together. Diamond is on the left and Woody is on the right and has that distinguishing ‘freckle’ on his forehead.

This is what they looked like when we first got them. Woody was just a few days old, but Diamond was a couple of weeks old. Diamond is the one in the middle. (The goslings at the back and fore-front are Ola and Seli our Pilgrims.)

Well, due to the fact that Woodroffe was just a newborn, he and I imprinted on each other bigtime but Diamond was much more nervous so s/he and I didn’t establish the same sort of bond. So. lately, when Woody rushes up to me and Diamond stands back, I make more of an effort to give Diamond more attention. After all, I love them all equally!

Here is Diamond – elusive, enigmatic, enchanting. This post is for her, or him – I still don’t know!

A diamond in the rough.

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A novella

Waaay back in November last year, when I began this ‘wings and things’ blog, I also began a novella but had to temporarily abandon it.

I’m not sure how to make this novella a separate blog from ‘wings and things’ so I would appreciate advice from those of you who are more experienced and know how to create a blog within a blog! I’m a bit technologically challenged so I have tried figuring out the WordPress widgetty thing to no avail.

Anyway, for what it’s worth – here is where I got up to with the novella….

http://jmgoyderfiction.com/about/

I am going to continue it now, as soon as I figure out how to separate it from ‘wings and things’.

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The horror!

I was going to take a blogging break for a few days so that I could eradicate (the conflict I am having with) the-thing-that-is-not-a-rat-please in the ceiling. My conflict resolution strategies have entailed spending a small fortune today on various poisonous potions, one of which is a small sack of stuff that you throw into the ceiling cavity through the manhole/trapdoor thing. But, now that I am armed with this lethal weapon, I am too nervous to get the ladder and climb up to open that trapdoor in case the-thing-that-is-not-a-rat-please leaps onto my head. If that were to happen, you see, I would probably never, ever recover, especially if the-thing-that-is-not-a-rat-please actually IS a big, fat rat.

So I am not taking a blogging break after all because blogging is a much safer activity. I have now rung a local ghost-buster who has agreed to come over tomorrow and investigate the-thing-that-is-not-a-rat-please problem, so hopefully the conflict will soon be over. In the meantime I will just have to put up with the alarming noises in the ceiling. It sounds like it is playing tag with itself; that is unless there is actually more than one the-thing-that-is-not-a-rat-please.

Years ago, when Husband I were newly married, I went out to the back veranda one morning and saw something that will haunt me forever. It appeared to be basking in front of a heater that was off. Of course it wasn’t basking; it was dead, and I have never seen another one inside again. However, it did cause a bit of conflict.

Me: I can’t stay here. I want a divorce. Arghhhhhhh!

Husband: It’s a farm. I’ll get rid of it. Never seen one inside before – bloody hell.

Me: How can you be so calm?

                                                                Image: Melinda (chanmelmel)

I suppose the-thing-that-is-not-a-rat-please could be a possum? Possums are quite cute! I’m going out to feed the birds now; the game in the ceiling has developed into something that sounds like a Sunday School picnic.

Speaking of horror, Son accidentally walked into the bathroom this morning as I was emerging from the shower and ran out screaming “The horror, the horror!” Oh well, at least we now know he can run!

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