Me: My back door won’t open anymore – it’s stuck – so I need a new door and, in order to let the dogs in and out, I had to clear the laundry door from a bit of clutter.
Anthony: I’m not quite sure why you are telling me this: is there an issue we need to talk about?
Me: Well, yes and no. It was your mother’s sturdy ironing board that was mostly in the way, so I moved it outside because it’s a very small laundry.
Anthony: And?
Me: Oh! So you don’t mind?
Anthony: Of course I don’t mind!
Me: May I throw it away then?
Anthony: That’s a bit drastic – didn’t you used to iron my clothes on that ironing board?
Me: Under your mother’s instructions – yes, of course, as well as all of the tea-towels, sheets, pillow-cases and your football shorts.
Anthony: My football shorts?
Me: You know – the ones you wore to milk the cows!
Anthony: That is something I am sure I never knew at the time.
Me: There’s probably a lot that neither of us knew.
Anthony: Cryptic.
Me: Not at all! I just want to get rid of the stupid ironing board, please, Ants?
Anthony: But why?
Me: Because I don’t iron!
jmgoyder 
About time! In the culling mode? Goid idea!
I’m with you on this, haven’t ironed in years – freedom!
Wonderful xx
I don’t iron anymore and the younger generation don’t bother ironing stuff
A good plan. 🙂
Smiling as I write this-classic line, “because I don’t iron.”
Julie, I don’t iron anymore either… well, OK, I do iron some. I own two cotton shirts that I wear about once each in the summer months. I can’t help myself; I like them. That said, even though I have an ironing board, I end up ironing them FLAT on my (2 X 3.5 ft) quilting ironing surface because I can’t be bothered to drag out the ironing board. Perhaps I should be rid of my ironing board too? 😉
PS: I came to remark on your latest post and find that it is vanished!!! I’m sad about it because I really liked it. ALSO… I need to talk to you personally. May I email you?
Sure!
Can you email me so I can get your address? Bob changed my email program I and I lost all of my email addresses… I have been slowly recollecting them. Sigh, he really does mean well, but sometimes it is a disaster. ❤