Me: I just cancelled yet another social thing – lunch with some of my favourite people. I was so looking forward to it!
Anthony: Everyone loves you, Jules. They keep asking about you.
Me: Who?
Anthony: You know, the teachers and the bosses. They keep asking me where you are.
Me: I’m not doing so well this morning.
Anthony: Why are you crying? Please don’t cry, Jules – please.
Me: Well Ming told me to keep crying this morning; he said, “Mum, don’t stop crying – keep crying as much as you can.”
Anthony: About me?
Me: Well who the hell else would I be crying about?
Anthony: I like it when you’re feisty.
Me: Argh!
Anthony: I so desire you.
Me: Oh not that again!
Anthony: The imagination is immaculate.
Me: You sound just like Ming! He calls everything immaculate.
Anthony: Good boy.
Me: You are both so illiterate!
Anthony: Yes but I helped you do that PhD – remember?
Me: I forgot about that actually – yeah, the Foucault bit?
Anthony: He seemed like a great guy to me.
Me: Yeah, he had some amazing ideas but he died.
Anthony: Then he’s probably here somewhere. Do you want me to shout him a beer?
Me: Can you find my dad too?
Anthony: I can try but this place is not what you think it is.
Me: You mean Heaven?
Anthony: To hell with heaven, Jules!
Me: What do you mean?
Anthony: I’m still milking cows!
Me: Oh! That’s fantastic….
jmgoyder 
your witty repartee continues…….)
I certainly didn’t anticipate this – it’s rather wonderful!
Love this!
It’s helping me so much!
This made me smile and laugh
Wonderful.