jmgoyder

wings and things

Imagined conversation 10

on February 7, 2018

Me: You know Saint Anthony?

Anthony: At your service.

Me: No, not you; I mean THE Saint Anthony!

Anthony: I suppose he’s a Catholic is he?

Me: Well duuuuh – yes.

Anthony: I’m not Catholic and I don’t….

Me: He’s the saint who is supposed to find lost things.

Anthony: That’s good, Jules.

Me: I can’t find your death certificate and I’ve looked everywhere.

Anthony: That’s no good, Jules.

Me: Anyway, if you happen to bump into a guy called Saint Anthony….

Anthony: At your service.

Me: Oh, forget it.


12 responses to “Imagined conversation 10

  1. susanpoozan says:

    Hope you find it soon, with or without help from Anthony.

    • jmgoyder says:

      Haha – yes! I need it for the bank account in order to get his name off (awful business!) Anyway, Susan, I am hoping people will not think that these imagined conversation are not an indication that I am going mad. It is quite a healing exercise but certainly not something I planned to do.

  2. His is such a crack up

  3. tootlepedal says:

    The ‘business’ must be very wearing but i hope that your conversations are giving you strength.

  4. Definitely my chuckle for the day, thanks. Wishing you well.

  5. Vicki says:

    Very funny and that sounds just like the Anthony you have described so well over the years 🙂 Hope you find the death certificate soon, but I’m sure you can order a copy (if you can’t find it).

  6. Rhonda says:

    HA! He’s a cracker and you’re a gem. xoxo

  7. Amy says:

    Delightful way to write about what you are going through. I know it must be so difficult, and I’m glad you are finding a therapeutic outlet!

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