wings and things

Imagined conversation 90: My Christmas present from Anthony [2021]

on December 19, 2021

ANTHONY: No, please, Jules. No.

ME: Oh Ants, I absolutely love them – thank you!

ANTHONY: I think you should take them back to whatever shop you bought them from and exchange them for something more sophisticated and more your age.

ME: My age? MY AGE! You’re the one who’s old, Anthony! You’re so old that you’re dead.

ANTHONY: That was a bit close to the bone, Jules.

ME: Well, yes. Literally, I guess, you are just bones now.

ANTHONY: These cheap shots are not becoming, Jules.

ME: But I am crazy about these shoes, Ants, and I was just trying to thank you for this pretend present from you to me, for Christmas.

ANTHONY: So what did you get me for a pretend Christmas present?

ME: I was thinking I might write a prayer?

ANTHONY: That’s not a bad idea but please do me a favour, Jules?

ME: What now?

ANTHONY: Don’t wear those shoes when you are praying.

8 responses to “Imagined conversation 90: My Christmas present from Anthony [2021]

  1. Laughing out loud.(I had a pair of Crocs that colour)

  2. Anonymous says:

    Hilarious! The shoes really are “divine”!

  3. tootlepedal says:

    Good looking footwear,

  4. beth says:

    they are so cute!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Haha I can just here him saying that Jules

  6. Anonymous says:

    He’s right Jules they are bloody terrible. Shell

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