ANTHONY: No, please, Jules. No.
ME: Oh Ants, I absolutely love them – thank you!
ANTHONY: I think you should take them back to whatever shop you bought them from and exchange them for something more sophisticated and more your age.
ME: My age? MY AGE! You’re the one who’s old, Anthony! You’re so old that you’re dead.
ANTHONY: That was a bit close to the bone, Jules.
ME: Well, yes. Literally, I guess, you are just bones now.
ANTHONY: These cheap shots are not becoming, Jules.
ME: But I am crazy about these shoes, Ants, and I was just trying to thank you for this pretend present from you to me, for Christmas.
ANTHONY: So what did you get me for a pretend Christmas present?
ME: I was thinking I might write a prayer?
ANTHONY: That’s not a bad idea but please do me a favour, Jules?
ME: What now?
ANTHONY: Don’t wear those shoes when you are praying.
jmgoyder 
Great shoes.
Laughing out loud.(I had a pair of Crocs that colour)
This made me smile
Hilarious! The shoes really are “divine”!
Good looking footwear,
they are so cute!
Haha I can just here him saying that Jules
He’s right Jules they are bloody terrible. Shell