Anthony: JULES! HI!
Me: Wow, you beat me to it – I was just figuring out how to say hi after so long.
Anthony: What kept you so long?
Me: Well, Mother and I went to Sydney for L’s wedding and on the way up to the airport my car starting playing up.
Anthony: Your car?
Me: Okay, our car. Anyway so we got to the airport to find that our midnight flight had been cancelled. Can you believe it?
Anthony: Well you do live on Earth, Jules….
Me: So I ended up queuing for over an hour to find out what was what and I left Mother on a seat with the luggage and … long story short we end up paying a fortune in a taxi ride to a motel at around 2am and then….
Anthony: I actually know all about it, Jules.
Me: What? That Mother was so sick you mean, and that she pretended not to be sick so we could still go to the wedding?
Anthony: Yep – I saw it all from on high.
Me: So you were hovering unhelpfully over Katoomba Hospital when we finally got her admitted? Thanks for the help NOT!
Anthony: You know me, I don’t like to interfere in these mother/daughter escapades.
Me: So where were you when we finally got back and she ended up in hospital again?
Anthony: Sorry, Jules, I was playing poker.
Me: Anyway she’s finally coming good and has been discharged with a pile of meds.
Anthony: I know.
Me: So if you already know all of this, what’s the point of telling you?
Anthony: I like the sound of your voice.
Me: I actually thought she might die, Ants!
Anthony: Death hasn’t done any harm to me. Tell her I’m as fit as a fiddle.
Me: I love you, Ants.
Anthony: I love you too, Jules. Keep up the good fight.
Me: What?
Anthony: It’s from a hymn I’m learning.
Me: Why are you learning a hymn?
Anthony: My deep baritone seems to have caught the attention of the choir woman. Jules?
Me: Yes, Ants.
Anthony: Tell your mother I said hello and to take it easy.
Me: Okay … thanks, Ants. Oh and about our car….
Anthony: Yes, good idea to book it in for a check-up.
Me: Are you always going to be one step ahead of me, Ants?
Anthony: ‘Fraid so, Jules.